CRICKET IN AUSTRALIA

January 8, 2008 at 10:20 am (Blogroll)

 After watching the test match, someone has written some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect clarification

(1)    Ricky Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.

(2)    While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3)    While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

(4)    UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

(5)    All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACISM only.

(6)    MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advice only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.

(7)    NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA . This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

(8)    THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING – “THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET” more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.

These rules will clarify better to the all the teams VISITING AUSTRALIA

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Obituary

January 8, 2008 at 10:18 am (Blogroll)

We regret to announce the sad demise at Sydney of our dear relative Sir Cricket Gentlemaangame. He was assassinated at SCG| mercilessly by two terrorists who are conclusively identified by various video footage reports as one Steve Buck, who is neither here nor there. The other accomplice is identified as  one son of Ben. There was also a posse of 11 accomplices led by a ruffian Rickety who was always pointing a finger. All the 11 accomplices had to do was give a shout even when the ball was touching the pad or ball had kissed the grass and up would go the assassin’s fingers.
Brave defence put up by Jumbo and his platoon was not sufficient to save Sir Cricket. He breathed his  last alas. All are invited to the funeral to pay tributes to a fine Gentleman who fell today thanks to connivance of a brutus called ICC (actually I dontC idontC) owned by a man called Speedy Malcom who will soon be awarding Bravery awards to Buck Ben Pointing et al for finally killing Sir Cricket so that millions of hours can be saved by sendingback to doing some work.
They are right now sharpening knives to fork into a plate of bhajji served up by an alleged simian called simond and further fall out is expected. Please attend the services at your own risk

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Bucknor’s Howlers

January 7, 2008 at 2:28 pm (Cricket)

Here is how umpires Steve Buckna3647882b093e5fa4c21fe49c939d.jpgor West Indies and Mark Benson of England dealt deadly blows to India in the second Test against Australia. a3647882b093e5fa4c21fe49c939d.jpga3647882b093e5fa4c21fe49c939d.jpg

Day 1: # Australian skipper Ricky Ponting nicked a Sourav Ganguly delivery going the leg side to wicketkeeper Mahendra Singh Dhoni. Ponting, who was at 17, did not walk as Benson turned down the Indians’ appeal. The skipper went on to score 55 before being ironically given out leg before despite getting an inside edge.
# Then came the blunder which probably changed the course of the match. All rounder Andrew Symonds edged Ishant Sharma to Dhoni but to the horror of the fielding side, Bucknor remained unmoved. Symonds was given another reprieve when the third umpire shockingly erred in giving him not out on a stumping appeal. The right hander went on to score an unbeaten 162 to take Australia to safety after being 134 for six.
Day 2: # Another escape for Symonds as Bucknor turns down a close stumping appeal without consulting the third umpire.
Day 3: # One of the rare umpiring blunders that went India’s way as Sachin Tendulkar survived a close leg before shout when on 38 before going on to score his 38th Test hundred.
Day 4: Benson turns down an Anil Kumble appeal for a leg before against Michael Hussey despite the ball hitting the batsman’s pads plumb in front. Hussey was on 22.
# Benson is at it again, Hussey edged one from RP Singh to Dhoni but both the batsman and the umpire were unmoved. Hussey was on 45 at that time and went on to score an unbeaten 145.
# Having taken Hayden and Clarke in consecutive deliveries, Kumble seemed to have got his hat-trick after having Symonds trapped LBW but Bucknor says no. Symonds scored 61.
Day 5: # Probably the most horrifying day for the Indians, Bucknor gives Rahul Dravid caught behind of Symonds despite the ball missing the bat by miles.
# Sourav Ganguly is caught at slips by Michael Clarke but the catch appeared to have come off the ground. However, instead of going to the third umpire, Benson checks with Ponting, who quite expectedly calls it clean.

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Yuvraj’s Six Sixes in an Over

September 20, 2007 at 1:20 pm (Cricket)

All Indians enjoyed the six 6s in an over hit by Yuvraj. Obviously the batsman was spurred up by two events. 

  •  Dhoni promoting himself up above Yuvraj
  • Flintoff’s pep talk with Yuvraj 

At the end of the day, it was a great night for millions of Indians in India and abroad. But spare a moment for young Stuart Broad….just in his second season into international cricket. His reaction after the fourth ball of 19th over tells all. Agony written all over his face. I feel what he would have gone through at that moment.  

Similar experience I and you have gone through. last year, when in an inter-division match of our company, a guy hit 4 sixes of my over. Whatever the spectators and did after that, all these thongs I felt were directed at me. Even when two people laughed, I thought they just cracked a joke around me. That was the situation. Normally, in such a situation, very few would come and spare some nice words to such a battered bowler.  It almost happened, before the fourth ball of the 19th over as the entire England team converged to give advice to Stuart Broad. And after the fifth and sixth deliveries, no one, save for Darren Maddy, I think, who had a word of comfort for him. Surely in the interval, England players would have talked to him to raise the sinking spirit of such a young man. But the best of soothing words for Broad came from none other than Yuvraj, who said, “As a batsman it’s a great feeling, but as a bowler it’s not a good day obviously. You’re trying your best and it’s just not your day. Everyone has a bad day and I’m sure he (Broad) will have good days too.” At the end of the day, it’s a game after all, which is what Yuvraj seems to be saying to Stuart Broad in this picture. 

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Online BUS TICKETS from & to Chennai, Hyderabad, Bangalore

September 18, 2007 at 1:53 pm (Traveling)

There has been a steady increase in the number of people, who prefer buses over trains for different reasons, with non-availability or big waiting lists for most of the major trains being the major reason. Bus operators on their part are trying to woo these passengers by operating AC and Sleeper Coach Buses, and providing various features including e-ticketing.

The following table provides you the web links through which you can reserve bus tickets, online. Few sites require registration before one could book tickets. ONLINE reservation facility is provided by bus operators, and by third parties (independent agents). In third party sites, we can compare services (especially ticket fare and timing) from different operators on a same route. Most of the sites accept credit and debit cards, and few sites accept ITZ cash card, as well. 

Links to Service Providers’ Websites

Company

Website Regions Covered
Rathimeena Travels http://www.rathimeena.co.in/ South Tamil Nadu (KK Dist, Nellai, Madurai), East Coast Region of TN, Trivandrum, Vizag, Nellore, Vijayawada
KPN Travels www.kpntravels.in/ most parts of Tamil Nadu, part of Kerala and Karnataka
Parveen Travels www.parveentravels.com/E-ticketing/index.php most parts of Tamil Nadu, part of Kerala, Karnataka, and Hyderabad (via Nellore)
ABT Travels http://www.abtxtravels.com/ !) Nagarcoil, Tirunelveli, Madurai with Bangalore, Chennai, Pollachi and Coimbatore 2) Bangalore with Chennai, Coimbatore, and Madurai
Kallada Travels www.kalladatravels.com/ Connecting Bangalore with some of important destinations in Kerala
Karnataka State Road Transport Corp. www.ksrtc.in/AWATAROnline/ All parts of Karnataka, and parts of Kerala, TN, AP, and Maharashtra
Raj National Express http://www.rajnationalexpress.in/ Across India
The Luxury Buses http://www.theluxurybuses.com/ Delhi-Manali, – Jammu, -Katra
Kesineni http://www.kesinenitravels.com/ Across AP, Connecting Bangalore, Chennai, Mumbai & Pune with most parts of AP
Sri Kalleshwari Travels www1.travellink.in/b2cwl/kaleswari?action1=HOME Connecting Bangalore, Chennai, and Vizag with most part of AP
VRL Logistics(Vijayananda) http://www.vrllogistics.in/otb/index.aspx Across Karnataka, parts of MaharashtraServices from Chennai to Bangalore and Hubli

Links to Third-Party Service Providers’ Websites 

Service Provider Website Regions Covered
Pilani Soft Labs Pvt. Ltd. http://www.redbus.in/ South India
CustomerNeedz.com http://www.customerneedz.com/ South India (Presently Covers the BGL – HYD Sector)
Prasanna Tours P Limited http://www.prasannatours.com/ Pune, Mumbai, Nagpur, Hyderabad, Bangalore, Ahmedabad, Baroda
Abhi Bus http://www.abhibus.com/ Buses Originating to and from Hyderabad
Real India http://www.realindia.in/ South Tamil Nadu (KK Dist, Nellai, Madurai), East Coast Region of TN, Trivandrum, Vizag, Nellore, Vijayawada
Travis Internet Pvt. Ltd. http://www.ticketvala.com/ Connecting Ahmedabad with major cities of Maharashtra (Mumbai, Pune, & Nagpur)
checkouttrip.com http://www.checkouttrip.com/ For all the major cities and towns of India
easybustickets.com http://www.easybustickets.com/ For buses originating from Hyderabad to all parts of AP, and to Bangalore and Chennai

If I have missed out any other sites, kindly leave it as comments.

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MTC Introduces AC Volvo Buses in Chennai CITY

September 12, 2007 at 8:20 am (Traveling)

The much awaited Volvo Air Conditioned City buses are to hit the Chennai City Roads from September 17, 2007. This news item was published in Tamil Daily “Daily Thanthi” on Wednesday. Although, the routes on which the buses are to ply have not been announced, the buses are expected to be pressed on some famous routes such as 21G, A18, 70, and 19 G. On the first phase, MTC is going to introduce 10 buses.

MTC Volvo

The buses have many passenger friendly features including

 - Tilting the bus on left or right side and increasing the height of the bus according to the requirements. (volvos need this to run on our roads :( )

- The suspension would also ensure jerk-free travel for commuters

 - Physically-challenged and elders can board the buses with their wheel chairs.

 - provision for wheel chairs to be fastened with the seats.

 - LED scrolling boards will also be in place in the front, rear and sides of the vehicle for route information.

 - Automatic doors in the front and rear with sensors, provision for laptop connection and mobile phone charger, channel music system and public announcement (PA) system to give information to passengers will be the other attractions.

So Chennaites can go for a rock on these buses. The idea of the state government is to bring the people travelling by their four wheelers to the buses, thus reducing the number of vehicles on road. The coming months will tell, whether the government succeeds in this.

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Reliance Fresh – Indeed A Fresh Change

September 5, 2007 at 4:23 pm (Retailing)

Reliance Fresh – Here to Stay

There has been a wide outcry against Reliance Fresh outlets surfacing across the country.
The general opinion is that the outlets affect the livelihood of small vendors. That’s true. But why people prefer Reliance Fresh Outlets against the small shops in the neighborhood market.
It’s not the cozy environment…but there is no need for bargaining. But when we approach a small retailer, always he bounds to say an exorbitant price for vegetables or fruits.
Last week at MGR Nagar Market, a small retailer asked three rupees (Rs.3) for a lemon, do you believe this….. People bargain at, and take the same for Re.1.. but no such hassles in Reliance….
so it’s no doubt people swarm a Reliance Outlet…. from lower middle class to the affluent in the society………

Also Reliance’s latest addition DELIGHT is really a delight, offering a range of non-veg items, including fishes, prawns, mutton, chicken…. here again, I found a difference of Rs 20 for a particular variety of fish (Sangara, don’t confuse this with Sangakara) from the near by market.

So there is a need for a change in the attitude of the small-time retailers, then people will comeback to this…

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Hyderabad Biriyani in Chennai

September 5, 2007 at 12:03 pm (Food & Beverage)

For sometime, i have been thinking about writing about the so called “Hyderabad Biriyani” available in Chennai.

It’s been two years since I came from Hyderabad, till now I haven’t come across a single hotel serving the authentic Hyderabad Biriyani including the one near Ethiraj College. These days lot of hotels in Chennai flash attractive signboards saying HYDERABAD BIRIYANI. To my disappointment, i never had Hyderabadi biriyani nor Chennai Biriyani in these hotes. Even some Andhra Hotels serving Hyderabad Biriyani in Chennai are huge disappointment. Recently a new Hotel near T. Nagar bus stand was opened exclusively for Hyderabad Biryani, and my goodness, it’s horrible.

So my search for Hyderabadi biriyani continues in Chennai. The following is what I am searching for…

Yummy, isn't it

If you guys find this in any restaurant serving in Chennai, do informe me.

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September 1, 2007 at 8:04 am (Traveling)

Hats Off to IRCTC

In recent times, IRCTC has done a good work – from setting up food kiosks in railway stations to managing Pantry Cars at some of the major inter-city (IC) trains and long-route trains.

But the most remarkable achievement for me is the online reservation facility being offered by this organization at www.irctc.co.in which has made train ticket booking, a hassle free affair. Gone are the days people waited for hours at reservation counters, more often than not setting aside some productive hours for this task. This online ticket reservation facility comes handy while booking tatkal reservation, as when we stand in the queue the odds of getting a tatkal ticket on some of the famous trains like Pandiyan or KK Express are less.

But the other day, when I decided to use this facility, to my greater shock, I found this site was closed for maintenance on a Sunday. By the time, I reached the nearest reservation counter, alas it’s too late. Tatkal Quota itself moved to Waiting List. I cursed for being more tech-savvy that day.

Otherwise the site is too cooooooooooool.

So next time you propose for a trip by train, why don’t you try www.irctc.co.in

NOTE: for logging on you need to register (hardly it’ll take two mins in a 256K line) and you should have credit/debit card

Happy Journey

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Creating Blog

August 24, 2007 at 8:38 am (Uncategorized)

Oops… finding a name for the blog and getting the same as a blog seems to be a big task… at last found one.

A blog, by the name of a movie, which got 11 oscars. Not bad though. benhur.wordpress.com

Here we go….

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